Last revised January 2012


Our Commitment to Privacy

Parental Unit, Inc. and our brands, which include but are not limited to Hank Player, value our customers and respect your privacy. We collect information about you through our websites, which include but are not limited to, in an effort to improve your shopping experience and to communicate with you about our products, services, contests and promotions. We will never share your information with third parties.


This policy describes the personal information we collect about you, why we collect it and how we use it. If our information practices change, we will post an updated policy on our website. You can tell if the policy has changed by checking the revision date that appears above. If we change the policy in a material way, we will provide appropriate notice to you. You may exercise your choices about how we collect and use your information consistent with this policy at any time.


How does Parental Unit, Inc. use your information?

We may use your personal information in the following ways:


  • To process and fulfill your order, including to send you emails to confirm your order status and shipment.
  • To communicate with you and to send you information by email, postal mail, telephone or other means about our products, services, contests, and promotions, unless you have directed us not to contact you with promotional communications.
  • To administer and fulfill our contests and other promotions.
  • To help us review and address problems with and improve our site design, products and services.
  • To enhance your shopping experience on
  • To protect the security or integrity of our websites and our business.


Parental Unit, Inc. is concerned about the privacy and safety of children when they use the Internet. We will never knowingly request personally identifiable information online from anyone under the age of 13 without prior verifiable parental consent. Our websites are general audience sites and are not targeted to or mint ended for use by children.


Need to Contact Parental Unit, Inc.?

If you have any questions and inquiries about our privacy policy, please contact us here.


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